Some Debatables

What I learned last night:

• Setting the bar ridiculously low makes average intelligence appear genius.
  
• Joe Biden has had work done on his eyes. The right one specifically looks Joan Rivers-like.
  
• We may very well be the stupidest country on the planet to offer a man who wants to pack up his province and "move out" a seat at a national leadership debate.
  
• Elizabeth May is smart.
  
• I don't like the "kitchen table" debate format. Must have been Jack's idea.
  
• Jack Layton is the bratty short kid that should be shoved into his locker every morning.
  
• There were only three parties sitting at the table last night: The Bloc, The Conservatives, and The NGLP (The New Green Liberal Party).
  
• The American debate format is better than the Canadian but the Canadian is more of a circus (it's the one time that Canadian politics looks "American" and American looks "Canadian.")
  
• Like him or not, Harper is a leader and the rest are not (save Duceppe, but he shouldn't count (see third point above)).
  
• Elizabeth May looks like Eeyore the donkey.
  
• Jack Layton looks like the guy selling computer educational software on TV.
  
• Duceppe looks like a transvestite separatist.
  
• Stephane Dion looks like a mouse.
  
• Harper looks like George Bush (for my left wing readers).
  
• Palin really accentuates the long "I" vowel sound.    
  

And finally,

• Stephane Dion is like the 20-year-old virgin who decides to get a hooker to "get on the board" yet comes out of the whole affair still a virgin. He's got the sure thing right there in front of him. His party truly does represent most Canadians. Yet, he is such a dufous he just can't "get laid."