An Example of Clear Choice

There are times when making a decision is tough. You know, "Should I get the lasagna or the ravioli?" However, has there ever been a time when the decision has been as easy as this? "Do I vote for an ass-clown (x 2) or do I vote for someone who is capable of sustaining an educated and substantive conversation with (i.e. keep up with)the person deemed to be the most shallow anchorperson on television right now?" (although I do think Katie Couric generally gets a bad rap).

Once again, "Shit-bull" provides me with another piece of incriminating evidence. Her crime?: being dumber than moronic (which is actually quite tough...try it. Bet you can't do it).

Any chance I can get my American citizenship and register in a swing state in 33 days?

Where Have I Seen This Before?

Remember Ms. South Carolina? You know...."I personally believe ......like such as.......in the Iraq.....South Africa......build up our future...like....such as."

Now. Think of the Sarah Palin/Katie Couric interview last week. In case you missed it....enjoy:



Yeah...I know. The similarities are, like, such as, FREAKY!!!

Here's the real kicker. In preparing to share my newfound revelation with you this evening I decided to instantly lower my IQ (like watching the Palin clip wasn't enough) by reliving the agony of Ms. South Carolina's big moment. What was the first result on YT when I searched "Ms. South Carolina"?

A Sarah Palin spoof on Ms. South Carolina!:

Yep. The world has already made the connection. And I thought I was a ground breaker.